These feelings, and more, are addressed in the latest Troll Rank Alpha: #2. 

I love that.You have no idea how much I love that, because I do.

I swear that it is in my game plan to finish Homestuck at session 413, I am fucking committed to making that happen.

You know, this sort of explains why the immortality rule of dying states you can die as a bad-guy. Because can you imagine having powers like that, but through the shock of it all just snapped and decided to reek havoc everywhere because there is literally no one there to stop you.

They not only got the chance to meet each other (because I don’t think that Dirk and Roxy physically met yet) but they also got to meet the rest of their friends and actually touch a human being.

Roxy would absolutely be ecstatic about it.  And I know that while Dirk was in business mode, he would totally be glowing on the inside too.

Basically, these kids need more hugs.

I mean, my gut answer is a smartass answer which is to say Hussie. Because only a weirdo like him would be able to follow a convoluted scheme as this.

But I didn’t realize that there was a debate over who thought this through. Like, what, between Dirk and Kyle (Hal? Should I call him Hal now? I don’t even know)?

Personally, I don’t think that anyone really planned for this. Because Dirk sure as hell didn’t want Jane and Jake to be on Derse. So I think it was just improv. Homestuck’s version of Jazz.

^My thought’s exactly second anon. That basically explains why Dirk was able to do all the things the first anon stated.

Dave wishes his brother was more like Dirk and less like Bro.

“It seems you are hesitant with kissing him. Kiss the fucking head Jake”

Thanks for the Tips! I really do appreciate the info on the villagers, good to know I can loot with no repercussions.

Unfortunately, I think your 4th message got cut off. The one with the actual relevant information on how to revive my failed attempt. I’ll see if I can get the Seed thing to work, but if not it should be fine. I makes things a lot interesting for me if I have to teleport somewhere new every time I die, don’t you think?

ha! So basically, I was a trailblazer that had a totally different theory about Calliope than anyone else. I mean, both theories were wrong, but I like that I was one of the few who liked Calliope = Alpha!Sufferer. Makes me feel special.

I am so glad that my shock and horror means everything for you guys. I always tried to give honest reactions, and if being stupified us one of them so be it.

I’m glad that Cali has a lot of fans that want to protect her. After everything that she has to deal with (brother, chained, being stared at by Liberti) she deserves it.

This was literally my face as I was reading the entire thing. God that twist was so so good.

Glad to know that I wasn’t the only one that tricked by The Hussie Hoodwinked. The entire fandom lost their shit. That is one hell of a plot-twist.

And that was pretty nice of Hussie to post an alternate fake image so that the twist wouldn’t be ruined for everyone. I really want to see Hussie’s version of Cali’s trollsona would look like.

Juju Magic, Power of Juju, Juicy Drop Pops, Jumanji. Literally this word brings out many connotations except for the actual magic portion. The magic part is always second.

Oh Anon you are so sweet! Thank you for your concern, it really means a lot to me.

Yeah, after that bombshell of a revelation, I think I am going to take a break from live-blogging for a bit. Nothing big, just like maybe a day or two off to get rested. This is also just for live-blogging series and such; if you have anything you want to ask me I’ll still answer those. So you won’t be in complete radio silence.

God, there are so many gems here. It is really hard to say which is funniest while trying to rack my brain of 5000 pages.

Well first and foremost, any video where John is reenacting a movie moment. God I was crying when John reunited with his family, that was the dumbest funniest thing I have ever watched and love so much. So that has to be number one in my book.

Another gag that I really like are when characters get so mad that the next panel they transform into paint-doodles. Or aggressive gif moments. I luck love how their little bodies are so energetic.

I don’t know if it technically counts, but I do like my gag of “someday my prince will come” whenever a person leans out of a window. It’s a dumb thing, but I always enjoyed doing it.

Seriously there are so many jokes that I can’t even remember them all. This is just an absolutely hilarious comic.

Yeah. Actually, I don’t even know what age the Alpha-Trolls are suppose to be. 13? 16? Either way, her relationship with her “bro” is pretty messed up. She knows he is violent, and wants to kill her for probably their entire life. And now she has proof that he will go through with that threat of killing her.

It must be bad, to feel betrayed like that. And I’m not going to lie, I don’t know how she is going to get out of this one.

I tried to google it to see what exactly it is. But all I could really come up with is “definitely magic” and “maybe man-top bird-bottom”. So I have no idea what exactly it is. But it is very shocking that that is a word that Hussie didn’t make up.

I agree. There are no rules who you live by yourself on an island. He probably could have just peed in the ocean from the roof if he wanted to. He never had anything to hide before, why should he start now?