Wandering Inn 1.06

A cell phone? She kept a cell phone in her travel? ….does it even have reception??

Now I am not an expert in any form of biology or medicine….but you may have been poisoned. That is a possibility of magic poison.

Right, forgot. There was a skeleton. But I guess he vacated once Erin took up shop. So the Inn might feed off of the existence of those who live in it? Or the skeleton just decided it was time to fuck off.

Well the start of her day was waking up to the fact she left a rotting fish in the kitchen now infested with parasites and basically worthless. What a morning.

Ew, that is just making me sick thinking about it. Like, if I see it I would be ok, but imagining it actually makes it worse.

Well now she decided to get rid of the fish

Apparently there is no simple task to EVER do in this universe that doesn’t cause problems.

And this problems are more insects just crawling out of the fish like the plague! Well, at least all those insects are no longer in the Inn anymore. (yuck)

Now she is fighting insects, weird mutant fantasy insects. You think she gets xp for killing one?

WHY must things EXPLODE!!! The Fish Exploded. The Insect Exploded. Is she going to get the strength to explode a goblin eventually??

Oh…..was that why the rock-crab was screaming? It wasn’t the fruit, but the flies inside?

Sometimes….you just have to flip things off. It is nature’s way.

So now she is trying to make bread. Her skills gives her basic information on what to do. So Basic Cooking tells her what she needs and how to do it to make certain food. Meaning the more she increases it, the more complex foods she will be able to make.

Unfortunately, it doesn’t expend to everything about the cooking process. She needs to make a fire, and fire isn’t really cooking (unfortunately). BUT, it does give the idea of if you increase your fire ability, she can eventually make a flamethrower.

My guess is to debone something (yes that is a word)

Listen….sometimes it is nice to know the level of detail they put into minecraft. They do teach a lot passively.

Well she managed to make a fire, but I guess it doesn’t come with a skill, which is a rip.

I swear to god if that is another goblin. How many goblins must Erin deal with??? Can she use her new cooking skills to just, torch the fuckers away by now?

Of course it would. Why wouldn’t it. That seems to be the theme of actions going on currently.

It was a dinosaur.

But you know….it would make sense if dinosaurs were in camo. Better protection and all that.

Well now she has eggs to cook with. Sorry not sorry, a girl has to eat.

I like this. Because even if it is a small thing, she is taking ownership. This is her inn, and she has decided it to be Open.

FUCK YES! The best decision!!

Until it wasn’t….the eggs were alive. It..makes sense. It was something to just happen….but if she needs food this is the best way to do it.

As someone who hasn’t grown up on a farm, and who wasn’t around/use to the idea of actually killing things for food, it is a hard choice to do.

She JUST made food! She just made some really good food, an actually decent meal! And now some idiot comes it to fucking rent a room. It better be worth it to stall her from eating right now.

I am so confused as to what is sentient and what isn’t in this world, but at least this guy seems polite.