OotS 30 End

So that was a face full of angst I’m going to have to cry off now.

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Well, that was a rollercoaster of emotions.

Everyone is enjoying their time in the city. I hope that Durkon does get home eventually, though I don’t know why the head priest wanted to kick him out in the first place.

Celia and Roy are so fucking cute. Like, SOOOOOOOO Cute. I support them and their date in the city. Because Celia is 10x better than Miko by a heart beat. Oh god if they run into Miko while on a date, that is going to be soooooooo stressful.

And Haley, my poor Haley. She is trying to break her curse, but she is afraid of losing what she has. Her mom and sisters/friends left, she isn’t part of the guild, her father is trapped. If she talks about anything from her past to Elan, she is afraid that Elan would leave her as well. That was supposed to be a fun date, and then all of that happened. Oh the angst train just keeps on rolling.

Theory #999666: They are all stick bugs that got human suits and are walking around it like in Men in Black.

Hey, when I started this comic, there wasn’t a warning about addressing someone’s anxieties on abandonment and self-worth.

But, he does know you. He might not know all of you, and that’s ok, because be still likes the parts that he does know.

Hot damn, the sassy goth past doesn’t quit does she?

Eh, you don’t give teenagers enough credit here.

So tell the secret in any way other than verbally. Clever.

Things have to be bad if your brain’s ghost-emo has to come out and show you your ways. Like The Ghost of Christmas Angst style

Damn, everyone hates their teenage yeahs huh?

I think it was established that Haley had a goth phase, but I can’t remember exactly if it was.

Regardless, it is canon now!

Uh, thanks goth ghost child….you can leave now.

They are so adorable they need to stay together, preferably forever.

Always be wary of places with huge life-insurance policies. Never know when the next skeletor will come invading.

Well it looks like they will get along nicely.

Wow, even your flirts are snarks.

Seeing Roy in regular clothes is an odd experience for me.

ELAN, IT TURNS OUT I MAY NOT BE EXACTLY WHAT YOU WOULD CALL

Damn it Elan, why did you have to interrupt her. What is she not exactly?? I need to know.

Hell yeah, the ultimate secret. What could possibly be worse than being kicked out of the thieves guild?

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Oh shit, if I break this cipher, I can get the dish on some sweet sweet Haley secrets.

Give me a sec while I break the code

• MY DAD IS BEING HELD RANSOM BY AN EVIL DICTATOR
• I’M NOT REALLY IN THE THIEVES’ GUILD ANYMORE
• I CHEAT AT SOLITAIRE
• I HAVE A TATTOO YOU’VE NEVER SEEN
• I KISSED A GIRL ONCE
• OK OK MORE THAN ONCE

Damn, I thought the dad thing would have done it. What else could it be then?

Oh shit, if I break this cipher, I can get the dish on some sweet sweet Haley secrets.

Give me a sec while I break the code

Ding ding. Winner Winner Chicken Dinner. Can you figure out which one it is?