dafukdidiwatch:

Oh shit, if I break this cipher, I can get the dish on some sweet sweet Haley secrets.

Give me a sec while I break the code

  • MY DAD IS BEING HELD RANSOM BY AN EVIL DICTATOR
  • I’M NOT REALLY IN THE THIEVES’ GUILD ANYMORE
  • I CHEAT AT SOLITAIRE
  • I HAVE A TATTOO YOU’VE NEVER SEEN
  • I KISSED A GIRL ONCE
  • OK OK MORE THAN ONCE

Damn, I thought the dad thing would have done it. What else could it be then?