Oh shit, if I break this cipher, I can get the dish on some sweet sweet Haley secrets.
Give me a sec while I break the code
- MY DAD IS BEING HELD RANSOM BY AN EVIL DICTATOR
- I’M NOT REALLY IN THE THIEVES’ GUILD ANYMORE
- I CHEAT AT SOLITAIRE
- I HAVE A TATTOO YOU’VE NEVER SEEN
- I KISSED A GIRL ONCE
- OK OK MORE THAN ONCE
Damn, I thought the dad thing would have done it. What else could it be then?