Part 1 End

Do it John! Throw that trash where it belongs

now don’t we all?

oh god the clowns are everywhere. On the Shelves. On the Walls. Over the fireplace.

…wait

Look, unless she personally came by to shove cake down your throat you shouldn’t have an arch nemesis kid

dafukdidiwatch:

glad your dad’s clown hobby isn’t scary at all

can’t forget this beauty

glad your dad’s clown hobby isn’t scary at all

like father like son

dafukdidiwatch:

I will never be free. This entire comic is just one long ass tutorial for a game that will never exist

I think that the original “clever disguise” link was to show people what the groucho glasses are, but I love how it got so popular google is now showing homestuck fanart with them.

don’t you dare do what I think you’ll do

Finally, something I approve

1: You do know what a reviewer does, right?

2: Is no one actually going to play this game?

look, there goes my soul ascending into another plane and away from this

Yep, that is a reviewer all right

Where do you keep these cards anyway? Are they in space? Does John see them in his daily life? Or is it like the hammer space where it only appears when necessary?

that hammer is going to kill a god or something calling it right now

ok, this is getting really irritating. So now I have to deal with a programmer’s version of a yu-gi-oh card deck. When will this tutorial end!

i don’t need this. I really don’t need this. I fucking take programming classes for my major every day for the past 4 years I don’t need to learn any more fucking coding systems especially for some fake ass sudo-game-comic hybrid

dafukdidiwatch:

nice one dumbass. Maybe you can build Frankenstein’s  mannequin or something

or Frankenstein’s Cake. That will work too