Ok, so the pink bar of hate is normal around here, and our pal john got the shit end of the stick. Out of all the oddness I was expecting in Homestuck, this was not one of them

nice one dumbass. Maybe you can build Frankenstein’s  mannequin or something

dafukdidiwatch:

please don’t be porn

Even Worse. This is the part that Got me. I got distracted playing the other games on this shelf that I actually forgot the play-read the main game. Well, no more satan. I will not fall in your pit-trap of sidequests. I shall continue on away from this temptress of Detectives and Jail Breaks. Good Day

please don’t be porn

Is this why the game-comic is called Homestuck? Because you are stuck at home playing some beta game?

That is called a ‘Flag’ John. You would know it if you were half the programmer you say you were *glares*

the face of a man about to be fucked by a tree

Glad that Hussie knows how I talk to people online. He really gets internet culture

So is this like Durarara where part of the story is told through internet chat rooms, because at least I get to read something instead of looking at that pink bar of hate

Oh God AOL flashbacks

You know, for someone that loves Slimer, it’s odd not to see any Ghostbuster posters up

Also, you can’t escape the cake. It infected your computer too

Dude. My friend. 13 year old me could live on cake for a week. Hell, 22 year old current me can live on cake for 2 weeks. Don’t be so judgey

Also, it looks like he’s about to crap and his computer doesn’t want to suffer anymore

dafukdidiwatch:

That is such a mood right now

Wait? What the fuck is this at the bottom??

Save?? Load???? iS ThIs a GaME oR a cOmIC GODDAMN PICK ONE

That is such a mood right now

Right So I wanna take a guess now. The posters were Little Monsters, Con Air, and Deep Impact with this Beta Sburb game. (is it pronounced Sub-burb, or Su-burb?) So I wanna say that this game will lead to John meeting monsters, getting tricked, and killing the world.

dafukdidiwatch:

I don’t care if that movie is about literal armagedeon, I wanna live there than deal with the Orange Turd anymore

Huh, this movie came out in 1998. So 20 years ago Morgan Freeman was president. and 10 years ago Obama was president.

And Right Now, I want Obama to still be the president

I don’t care if that movie is about literal armagedeon, I wanna live there than deal with the Orange Turd anymore

So, there, done, all that work and pink bar crap for a tutorial that I don’t even participate in just for Little Monster’s poster. I hope you’re happy with yourself John.

I’m starting to hate this pink bar

I hope John shits on you next

Come on John, give in to temptation