Part 246 End

This feels like a good place to stop.

So, EnJ (Which is what I shall be calling uu from now on), is a tiny prepubescent abhorrent child. Do not like him. No, no I don’t.

New theory over English here. He is Cal. Like, somehow somewhere someday EnJ lost his soul and it possessed Cal. Or maybe he gave Gamzee his nightmare powers so that Cal can be created as a little demonic puppet version of himself.

I know that EnJ also hated the puppet, but things change when you get older. Who Knows! I might be batshit wrong, but all I know is that he called his sister FUCKING Cal and has that creepy puppet laugh he has, and I DON’T LIKE IT!

And…just he was just loving it wasn’t he? Everyone fucking dying!

Jane is dead, and Dirk was knocked out before he can even kiss Jane to her Dream Body.

Roxy died and there is NO ONE nearby to help. Not unless one of the chess pieces kiss her (for some reason)

Jake….poor poor Jake. Dirk tried to save him, but even he couldn’t have predicted a Dragon. I….I don’t know if he is ok.

I don’t know if Anyone is ok.

Because the only one with both sets of bodies is Dirk, and both of them are knocked out surrounded by fire, rubble, and Red Vines!

If Jake died….then he is just going straight to the bubbles, isn’t he? Roxy and Jane might have more of a chance, but if there is no one to help I don’t know.

Roxy could have waken with the Meteor Group, but I don’t know if that is going to happen!

Things look bleak, but I want to stay optimistic here. I have too.

ok….back to the lanterns….

What the Hell! Jane’s Lantern…..That, wait, but…..she’s not….

Roxy Too??? This is just….just the physical bodies right? Like only the physical bodies are dead, they can be revived right?

Fuck, the only one left is Dirk, and I am not sure how long with will last. He needs help!

And poor Jake was dead this entire time.

No Idea. Maybe….

I probably should have looked at the pesterlog before all of this. That would have provided a bit more context over what EnJ was doing.

That looks like a coat-rack.

Yes please, reach the skies on this one.

Oh wait, I got this:

Plot Twist: he chokes and dies

Really? Even the robots too? Can’t anything live in this comic right now?

I told the witch doctor I was in love with you

And then the witch doctor he told me what to do he said a

You know, I still don’t know if the force of Dirk’s Dream body dying knocked him out, or if Cal kicked him to let go. Either way I don’t like it.

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Calm down Outlander.

Let’s have this guy be in Outlander. That would be a laugh.

You Really. Like. To enunciate. Words.

yes, T pose on your way to Hell. And stay down there for all of time!

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Calm down Outlander.

Let’s have this guy be in Outlander. That would be a laugh.

See…..I want him to die……but I know he is going to rise from the flames on Satan’s chariot.

Calm down Outlander.

CAL! DID! NOT!

I REFUSE

…you mean kill Cal or had Dirk die? …didn’t you say it was a dumb thing to make correlations out of two unrelated occurrence?