I had to organize this in what I assume is how Dirk spoke in this exact moment. So you know exactly what kind of fucking jam Dirk is in right now.

Part 244 End

And there we go. I went through all of the characters here.

Roxy’s drunkenness actually prevented her void powers, so soon she will sober up to be a god.

I loved her trying to save as many people as she can. While I hope I never have to deal with a disaster like that, I hope that I can be someone like Roxy if that ever happens.

We learn more about the Red-Vines too. The ones on Derse are from Alpha-Draconian searching for Dirk. The ones outside attacking Earth are from Jack as he was trying to strangle and destroy the Universe Frog.

And like what AJ said, the Alpha and Beta humans are in the same frog. And the Alpha and Beta trolls are in the same frog. Different universes, same frog. So really, they are frog hopping here.

AJ said she wanted to give Roxy a gift too. Is it the same juju? Because I thought she already promised Jane her Juju. Unless the Cancer symbol was always AJ’s juju, and she wanted to split it up between Roxy and Jane. Then somehow got into Aranea’s hands? Somehow.

Sounds like AJ might be on her last legs here. With her preparing to die and AnJ preparing for the ultimate victory. I hope it taste like ash you ass. AnJ has all of the worst qualities for all of the rest of the trolls. So I guessed when they reset, those bad qualities got split between the 12 of them. Just an idea.

And while I am annoyed that Cal is surviving her, I am proud of Dirk for standing his ground and not destroying his only family. I will still celebrate when it is finally gone, but not today Death!

So many plans right on your plate. You can’t deal with anymore bullshit.

Hey Dirk, ready to party? Your guests have arrived.

Yeah dream Derse is not really fairing any better here.

Hell yeah, flip him off as you leave.

God Damn it. Is that what this is? AJ has the right brain and AnJ has the left? Is that how their control is split apart?

For 16 years we have been friends, and you can’t appreciate me doing a drawing for you? You are a disappointment.

No, it’s pretty bad for the first try. That is what the first try is for, because it is always bad.

That was Roxy and Jane?

I straight up thought this was the building that Dirk was standing on.

The worst part is that AnJ is serious too.

I am trying to see…..

But unless this is supposed to be AnJ’s pokemon form, I got nothing.

Karkat’s bad art skills? Check.

oh god, I am genuinely afraid of what I am about to see. 

Some people do. I think that is the point of party favors.

That is the only thing he has said that isn’t meaningless. He is about to be born whole and complete soon enough.

“Cal is going to die eventually, so because of that I am giving you a gift anyway because it is my birthday and I am just that awesome.”

What a guy.

Wait, does that mean that Scratch had to die because there can be only one true Cal?

I mean, Scratch had to die anyway to bring out Lord English. But if he died because another Cal was reborn, that would make me laugh.

Listen, you know me. I hate Cal. But Dirk refusing the promise of “ultimate treasure” because he doesn’t want to destroy is one childhood companion/friend? Yeah I am supporting Dirk on this decision. Hindsight will probably show that Cal should have been killed, but I am supporting Dirk all the same.