Are you Harley or Dad? That is all that I want to know

Well…he has his life under control I guess

Why are you like this?

You mean the same mailbox that John almost pooped in? Just imagine what would have happened if John actually went through with it.

now I can’t tell if this is Harley or Dad, because of the whole pee-drinking thing

I’m sorry fucking what?

I want to see the shitty clothes that he made

So…this is him making his own shit, like how the kids make their own items. Only in text form because Hussie likes to tease us on whether Dad is dead or not

I wouldn’t think that, but I guess try out all of your options

Does Dad have a dream body of his own? Aren’t you dead??

We actually….hear your dad…talking? Like, I get that this is text but this is still his voice….this is weird, I thought it would be like Peanut Adults this entire time

So is the phone working or not? Meaning is Dad a ghost now?

How you doing Nanna?

That’s Scratch, knew I can count on you.

You fucking rude ass mother fucker! Was this how Mayor got sent to Earth in the first place??

Look I don’t want to do the evil time warp alright

Yeah….a good reaction too

oh fuck

Are you about to fly into a meteor?

I mean, it really is, but why haven’t you worn it yet?