NO ONE FUCKING LOVES YOU ERIDAN

You are so Pathetic and needy that you think you are the hottest shit when in reality you are so insecure that you use your status of high blood to try and get your way with either everyone fawning over you or everyone hate-fawning over you when you can even tell a much of a sleezze and Douche that you are

DROP DEAD KARKAT HAS BIGGER THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT