Just, John. Just look at John.

Is he weeping out of despair, the idea that his friend turned into just a 2-dimentional character with superficial traits of his original self?

Was the image of Dave holding a porn-sword just so hilarious that the tears just stream down his face before his brain even caught up with it?

Or is he just weeping for his own fate of being trapped in a cycle of unending bullshit, each more shittier than the last?

That my dear readers, is for you to decide.