( Alright.

As the indulgent self inserts grow in frequency, [gee I wonder why] you may find yourself increasingly afraid that my direct interference with canonical events approaches inevitability. [more like annoyed really]. But you should understand that I understand that I am dealing with forces which if handled recklessly will nullify the basic ability of intelligent being in all real and hypothetical planes of existence [is this Zack and Tyler from Gravity falls what is this] to give a shit. It would be stupid of me to mismanage these forces [that is true and still will happen] and even stupider of you to worry about it [that is true because I don’t care] because it would be stupid for you to think I was stupid [stupid is as stupid does I guess]. In fact I feel a little dumber just thinking about it. [You and me both]

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