I would like to believe that it does take literal days to tell this story. Because the old guy just needs to take that long.

Oh, so that is how they started. You lost your love to the monster, and have dedicated yourself to keeping it contained.

Good. Good to know that more Gods can be created too.

How does it feel to know that Earth was just one large Jail cell. And you aren’t even the guards, more like the rats that wander the place.

That’s, that’s so beautiful. Just, order and chaos all in strands.

So after 27 minutes it is Take 2. This time, they weave the story.

ok, so that is why the OotS didn’t know about Zeus&Friends. Snarl killed them, then decided to kill the rest of the world.

Remember, if you are all powerful, your anger is going to be all powerful too.

And the anger of like 20+ Gods are going to be even more powerful.

Before Zeus could even blink an eye, all his friends are dead.

This is the first time I’ve seen “to be continued” in this comic.

See, why can’t I come up with something simple yet ingenious like this?

This, is fucking cool. Their arguments actually made the world, but at the same time also tore the fabrics of reality.

No, all three of you are wrong.

Trolls are horned aliens with colored blood.

You know what? I like this. The comic didn’t pick/choose which gods to worship, they are all canon, just in different places.

Plus Pan is up there, and I have to love a little crayon Pan drawing.

Basically, the gods all picked their favorite string, which lead to Elan needing to use the bathroom.

Ooooh, a black background. Time for magical things to be told.

OotS: The Twenty-Eighth

While Miko and Belkar are having their death match, we get to hear the magical backstory on why the fuck they were arrested.

Hey look, I have the power to share videos I make here. I should do that more often.

Part 271 End

Hussie, why must you put me through int int bullshit like this? Just why?

Karkat and Dave have a heart to heart. Gamzee did break up with Karkat to do his shitty clown servitude thing. Which Karkat did not deserve. Karkat was afraid that he was going to lose all of his friends, because Terezi is hungover, Gamzee is gone, Kanaya is too busy with dating Rose (glad they are still together btw). But Dave basically said they are still together no matter what.

Caliborn is planet hopping in his actual session now, and this is where the felt people come in. It looks like he only gets 1 consort per planet, instead of the millions of citizens who would have normally lived there.

And Dave Sprite. He is so different than Dave. Dave actually giving out wisdom and thinking maturely and shit with Karkat. But Dave Sprite, he believes that he is a lesser Dave. That people shouldn’t be with him because Real Dave would be better. Hell, he used the term “Real Dave”! I just, someone needs to help this boy out.

And now he just left, and Jade has been kidnapped, and I don’t even know what John is dreaming about. Hopefully, that ring can be used to bust everyone out of Ferrari’s clutches. I just don’t know how.

He really is leaving. Dave…..please be safe.