Dave, I love you and care about you. Be safe.

You can always bird bob him to wake up.

Wait….is Dave leaving? Like, leaving leaving?

He stole it from a guy trying to propose to his girlfriend.

Let! Dave! Sprite! Be! Happy!

No, no you are not.

That’s It! I’m holding my Strider Intervention to give these guys the love that they deserve.

Don’t you dare fucking do this Dave. Don’t you fucking dare.

There is no “real Dave”. There is Dave 1 and Dave 2. Dave and Older Dave. You are fucking real, and don’t think that just because the other Dave is actually from this timeline means that he is a better person.

You are still REAL!

I mean…..define well.

All tuckered out and adorable.

John may be battling on Derse, and Jade has been mind-controlled. Sorry Dave.

Dave is trying to get his “leader” up and accountable. This is precious.

I mean, trapped on a ship, what else is there to do?

Just….just give me a moment. This is all pure.

Did the sprite powers finally consume Dave?

Go Sprites. Go and find useful information for us to proceed with!

There are teleporters under the shrine elevator. John can use that to bust into Derse.

Fuck yeah. Back to John. He, and everyone else, finally made it!

Cool. Glad to know I can go back to my fucking normal tags now.

One guy just….stays in an oven. Is that better for you Caliborn?

Well maybe your dark carnival is supposed to be filled with malingering fools. Ever thought of that?