Part 271 End

Hussie, why must you put me through int int bullshit like this? Just why?

Karkat and Dave have a heart to heart. Gamzee did break up with Karkat to do his shitty clown servitude thing. Which Karkat did not deserve. Karkat was afraid that he was going to lose all of his friends, because Terezi is hungover, Gamzee is gone, Kanaya is too busy with dating Rose (glad they are still together btw). But Dave basically said they are still together no matter what.

Caliborn is planet hopping in his actual session now, and this is where the felt people come in. It looks like he only gets 1 consort per planet, instead of the millions of citizens who would have normally lived there.

And Dave Sprite. He is so different than Dave. Dave actually giving out wisdom and thinking maturely and shit with Karkat. But Dave Sprite, he believes that he is a lesser Dave. That people shouldn’t be with him because Real Dave would be better. Hell, he used the term “Real Dave”! I just, someone needs to help this boy out.

And now he just left, and Jade has been kidnapped, and I don’t even know what John is dreaming about. Hopefully, that ring can be used to bust everyone out of Ferrari’s clutches. I just don’t know how.