YO, Rose basically asking for more alone time with Kanaya to learn her ways, this is everything I ever wanted and more.

The best decisions are the ones made drunk.

Kanaya, how do you feel about Drunk Rose? That is what I want to know.

Listening to uplifting-inspiring music as drunk Rose decides to become the best damn Ash she can is very on point.

OH Right! Ash not only help deescalate an already established Spades Romance, but is also used to prevent other Spades from popping up.

So use your powers of Grey to stop Gamzee [spades] Terezi from happening.

Not Emotionally Fulfilling?

I might not truly get the romance part, but I can still see how it fulfills emotions here.

I mean, I know it is a quadrant too, but I forget that there really is romance in Ash. I just see the role as platonic peace-keeping, but that is just based on my limited human feelings.

Oh shit, is Kanaya saying that Rose is having Club feelings?

You can’t withhold information for Rose. Drunk or Sober she must know.

God this is such a problem to figure out for sober me. Can you imagine trying to solve the answers of this while drunk? Because Drunk Rose basically hit the nail on the head with this.

Let Drunk Rose Have Her Friends!

This relationship is just one big clusterfuck is what it is.

This could be because I just watched King Kong: The Musical, but Rose really does look like the leading lady of a 1920s black&white movie.

No shit it did. I had to make a love gif to try and explain it all. And even then I am not sure I got it right. 

Oh god this is getting more complex with each drunk thing Rose is saying

Yeah, it has been troubling me a hell of a lot too since the two sentences that you have just said before. Because, when do you come out saying that you hate-love a serial killer.

An Artist’s interpretation over what the hell is going on right now

Oh god, my vision of a complex troll love triangle has been fulfilled, in the WORST WAY POSSIBLE

I like to think that this is Kanaya’s way of saying that she isn’t going to try and actively go out to kill Gamzee.

Like, if she sees Gamzee she will still try to kill him, but just won’t go looking for him.

Oh shit Kanaya. How long have you been practicing your backhand?