You have to admit, you can find something else to lure him with. A robot maybe.

Vriska, got a plan that doesn’t involve your permanent death?

Tavros just wants to be part of the conversation too.

Well, at least she is putting her life on the line for her beliefs. Have to admire her conviction. 

Cool, I was thinking that you were going to willingly throw those on “Team Find Cali” under the bus as English sacrifices. So glad that wasn’t where you were going with it.

The only two things I can think of is “kill sister” and “have hate sex” so…..good luck on using that.

He’s horny and is looking for a mate.

See….the thing about this is that he was smart enough to like, time scale all of Alternia to be the evil destruction it was. But now he is raging to help out the others?

The only way I can see this happen is that the “Raging English” was the newly hatched one, and is destroying everything because he is an ass. And the one that took control of Alternia was a more mature one….and that is the one they have to fight.

Yep! Who’s ready to poke the evil turtle with a stick!

oh I just got it.

They are making constellations on their exploration maps. Like Earth-Side stars.

I want to agree, I really do. But also you need to be careful. There is a reason he has a huge ego and doesn’t care about the destruction, because he is powerful enough not to.

Calm down Vriska. We can understand shit too.

So basically, you were unable to solve the riddles until the cracks appeared, because the riddles were referring to the cracks that needed to come.

The circle of time-paradoxes…..

HA! Oh that is Fucking Great. Thanks English, for giving us fucking directions!

It’s a bad guy? An Asshole? Living? Dave?

Uh, your portal is a compass right? ….thought about using that?

Have you considered using any Derse players? You know, the ones that lives out in the dark expanse of space?

I see your problem. And I have your solution.

Dave Strider riding though space like he owns the place.

Y’all need Dave. He has the ability to see through this bullshit.

Ah, space. Just, nothing out there.