Jump through the portal I guess.

That’s ok, I can do the mental math.

Minimum of like, 4,000 other timelines for each Beta-troll, each with n memories of the same places, but places that can shift around at the drop of a hat.

Yeah, complex as fuck out here.

Please, let them be decently drawn out maps.

The worst part is that he does think of it as a compliment and not sarcasm. God Tavros is fucking cute sometimes.

Guys…..I was trying to fucking find the floating arm in the maps….because I was so sure it was in there.

And John keeps the ring!

I was feeling a bit sad for Vriska, then I remembered that Tavros was still an idiot, so I’m happy again.

You two are 16, basically fighting over a girl, god your dorky stuff is hilarious.

So that was why the other 2 plans sounded boring, she wanted to find the quick way of defeating him.

Even though it is, arguably, taking her just as long to search as everyone else.

Oh, this is a joy to read. Fucking love every step of the way.

Aradia? She was an archeologist before her career change.

Well, at least the memories serve a double purpose of having all the clues together in one giant space.

Basically, there is a Legend of Legendary Heroes here.

Oh man, this is one of the best things I could have read.

So, in all honesty…..did Hussie need to die to drop the ring off in ghost-desert?

Two things popped out to me.

1) That is a void ring. CaliBrat had a dark hole sprite. chuck the Ring in there and have him be sucked into a black hole. Problem solved.

2) Someone has to fucking propose to English. Trap him in wedlock.

John realizes he may still have a chance with Vriska, and Tavros is so frustrated that his troll-text is off.

I want to see Vriska meet up with Aranea and Meenah to tell them straight up that their plans are boring.

Vriska is so intent on monologuing that she doesn’t notice those two doofs fighting over the ring. This makes me so happy.

You can at least get the deets on English that way. Find out who he was like in his trash childhood.