Ah yes, the Fork of Attack.

Hell Yeah, find those weapons of mass destruction.

Oh god, when Vriska realizes that that ring doubles as a god-tier item, she will lose it. (if Tavros actually proposes)

Yeah, got caught up in love here. Focus on English Vriska.

It’s alright John. At least you aren’t as big of a tool as Cronus.

They make it work. At least they make it work.

Forget about all the past stuff, why the hell are you two together now?

You have more guts than I did. Damn Tavros, good for you.

Hey Tavros…..no offense……but why the hell are you with her?

Alright, so much for keeping secrets. I guess John because good enough friends to unlock Vriska’s backstory here.

John, trust me when I say, It is best you don’t know.

Aw. This is cute. A mix of Tavros’s and Vriska’s dream.

Trwu Lwove shows itself in mysterious ways.

God, so each of the kids …dancestors was it?…..they each feel like one super emotion thinking of their other selves.

Tavros is Confidence/pride, Kanaya is ….crush(lust?) Admiration, Terezi was shame.

Karkat is the only one not effected by that. He has multiple feelings about Kankri.

I am so fucking glad that Rufio existed. I don’t know how they learned that Rufio was real, met him on ghost planet?, but just the idea of Rufio existing here is amazing.

I am so hard to take you seriously Tavros, I really am.

But when you bring up Rufio right after saying that are making fun of you, I am really trying to not to laugh.

And everyone gangs up on Tavros, just ignoring the backhanded-compliment that Vriska gave herself.

Damn, Tavros just can’t win here.

Look, either you are going to crash to the basement and take you all to the dark hell pit that is Cal-Central, or it turns out you were riding Wonka’s Hellivator and it just launches you out the building to someone even worse.

The more she talks about this, the more she is just begging for Cal and Gamzee to burst into the limelight as secret villains.

let’s see here, how does it go again…..

What’s a Bureaucrat to a Queen? What’s a Queen to a Dog-God? What’s A Dog-God to English? What’s English to a Puppet?