See….I though John just woke up, but now I am not sure anymore. Is this someone else’s dream?

I don’t even know anymore. Are you salty that the guy you stabbed isn’t dead? Do you just hate John that much? Seriously, leave the kid alone. For like, at least one more year.

“Nose Boop, Nose Boop him to submission”

“Which One?”

“Either One”

What? Think you can kill John once more? THINK A-FUCKING-GAIN!

CHEAT! I forgot you had tentacles. LAME

Sigh, so close John.

YO! John grew into his powers after 2 years here. Baller.

A morbid Smash Bros setting. On the hand of a dead god

*John uses SMASH*

I don’t think it is effective.

With the power of Vriska, you kick his ass you funky little sky-gnome. 

Two on One BATTLE!

Can’t hide from us now!!!

Please let that be John and not someone else.

Go John Go. Fuck his shit with the random-generator hammer.

Yo John, got a little Avatar powers in you there.

Well, you wanted to kick someone’s ass John. How about his?

Such pretty eyes.

Awake my prince. Your new nightmare awaits.

John healed. You didn’t kill him as well as you thought.

My only worry, is this dream John, or Real John.

Wait, that hammer is different. Dice? M? Is this Vriska’s hammer?

You seriously stole John’s hammer? Asshole.