*Mufasa Voice*: “Remember……I’m pretty cool”

There’s no stopping him. Just enjoy the ride.

Look at him, bouncing in anger. John isn’t having a good day.

John, I support you. Good luck trying to catch a bird.

Jegus, the genie is out of the faygo now boys. John is about to smash.

John kicks Dave’s ass at his own surprise party

Yeah, alright, I’m all for it. Kick his ass John.

I swear to god, I was just waiting for him to loony toon fall out of his house when leaving.

There is nothing left in the package. No Straws No More. He is drinking his rage soda without the liquid tubes.

Go, take vengence for your beloved Cage and Mcconaughey.

At least you have a new target for your puberty teen angst.

Dave has a way with the written word.

Dave did put a lot of effort into that.

Thanks Dave. Knew you would pull through somehow.

Ghost Dad, always there when I need him.

This I don’t like…..because it is making me think there is something on John’s back….and the only thing I can think of is that John might have just acquired a third arm right now, and I don’t like it. 

We interrupt John’s breakdown for something completely stupid.

Science is full of shit. Sign me up for the occult.

Jade will never get the chance to talk about anything.

Comparing Apples to Oranges. Science to Magic.