Are you sure about that?

You are right John. It means something different here. The speed of light travels like an inch a month

Look, sometimes you just need a refresher on information, ok?

Then there is something faster than the speed of light, isn’t there?

He just misses his friends, and his birthday is just a reminder of what happened.

That was why he was salty? He just missed hanging out with his friends? Oh Honey.

Just let it all out John. Let it all out. Sooner or later we will hit the issue somewhere.

You also have 4 planets to visit while traveling, so you can still take mini vacations.

ok, if cabin fever steps in, I can get that. Two years on a ship sounds unpleasant.

John is just having a bad birthday time.

“It feels like I’m wearing nothing at all”

Oh good, I wasn’t the only one who thought John was trying to make a sexual motion.

Ghost Butt, Bird Dick, that doesn’t stop the porn artists. In fact, it makes them stronger.

true, but not-knowing hasn’t stopped me before

John, you have one shot at this. Don’t shoot your foot with it.

Oh fuck, does John know about Dave’s ptsd? That he fought in depressing war?

John your Igor is showing.

John trying to protect/fight for Jade? Nice

Do I think he is going to fight Dave Sprite because something else is bothering him? Absolutely. 

John has a point. Who isn’t dealing with stuff right now?

Molting for one.