Smooth Dirk, way to rock your entrance.

Who’s ready for a new party-member?

You know what, Dirk just appearing out of nowhere about to tell some shit is fucking dope.

Terezi is a good troll because her responses are so natural you don’t know she is fooling you until it is too late.

Got to go in for that DEEEEEEEEP Dirk Smell.

Yeah, she just smelt a ghost coming straight to death-life. Got to be strong on the nostrils.

There are two possible outcomes I can see….either he solidifies, or disappears. And I am not sure how good either of those things are.

Look, some people yiff. Others sniff. Terezi is in the sniffing category.

She’s like a drug dog. Only instead of drugs, she is sniffing for coolness.

oh…..well THIS got Depressing. ghost!Dirk really is Ghost Dirk

Wait….but that is black, black means bubbles….oh….his physical body his dead…FUCK

Part 247

So after all of that…calamity, that had happened yesterday. I am hoping for some good things to happen now.

Please let them be good.

Thanks for the Tips! I really do appreciate the info on the villagers, good to know I can loot with no repercussions.

Unfortunately, I think your 4th message got cut off. The one with the actual relevant information on how to revive my failed attempt. I’ll see if I can get the Seed thing to work, but if not it should be fine. I makes things a lot interesting for me if I have to teleport somewhere new every time I die, don’t you think?

ha! So basically, I was a trailblazer that had a totally different theory about Calliope than anyone else. I mean, both theories were wrong, but I like that I was one of the few who liked Calliope = Alpha!Sufferer. Makes me feel special.

Part 246 End

This feels like a good place to stop.

So, EnJ (Which is what I shall be calling uu from now on), is a tiny prepubescent abhorrent child. Do not like him. No, no I don’t.

New theory over English here. He is Cal. Like, somehow somewhere someday EnJ lost his soul and it possessed Cal. Or maybe he gave Gamzee his nightmare powers so that Cal can be created as a little demonic puppet version of himself.

I know that EnJ also hated the puppet, but things change when you get older. Who Knows! I might be batshit wrong, but all I know is that he called his sister FUCKING Cal and has that creepy puppet laugh he has, and I DON’T LIKE IT!

And…just he was just loving it wasn’t he? Everyone fucking dying!

Jane is dead, and Dirk was knocked out before he can even kiss Jane to her Dream Body.

Roxy died and there is NO ONE nearby to help. Not unless one of the chess pieces kiss her (for some reason)

Jake….poor poor Jake. Dirk tried to save him, but even he couldn’t have predicted a Dragon. I….I don’t know if he is ok.

I don’t know if Anyone is ok.

Because the only one with both sets of bodies is Dirk, and both of them are knocked out surrounded by fire, rubble, and Red Vines!

If Jake died….then he is just going straight to the bubbles, isn’t he? Roxy and Jane might have more of a chance, but if there is no one to help I don’t know.

Roxy could have waken with the Meteor Group, but I don’t know if that is going to happen!

Things look bleak, but I want to stay optimistic here. I have too.

ok….back to the lanterns….

What the Hell! Jane’s Lantern…..That, wait, but…..she’s not….

Roxy Too??? This is just….just the physical bodies right? Like only the physical bodies are dead, they can be revived right?

Fuck, the only one left is Dirk, and I am not sure how long with will last. He needs help!

And poor Jake was dead this entire time.

No Idea. Maybe….

I probably should have looked at the pesterlog before all of this. That would have provided a bit more context over what EnJ was doing.

That looks like a coat-rack.