Goodie Two-Shoes. Just blurt out the first rule you can think of and go from there.

I agree, and a bit of a sidebar.

If her name started with a K, then it would be Kali, which is a Hindu Goddess of violence and destruction of Evil, as well as time and power.

So maybe we will be seeing “Cali with a K” eventually?

Roxy has your back. Summon her like Za Beetlejuice.

Uh, does it even work with messaging? Does just reading her name cause her to reappear?

When they were younger, were they just saying their names like a verbal clapper?

Interesting. It is more like a summoning word. Speak their name, and they shall appear.

So that means that Roxy can summon her back (hopefully)

See? Remember what I said before?? Names have power! And I guess it is literally is in Their Game.

You know what? I am going to be very pissed off if by the end of this Calliope and her brother are more like troll shoulder angel&devil to the Alpha-A Karkat instead of them being multiple personalities.

Remember kids, always get names right. Everyone deserves that much.

Oh shit, we almost done. Roxy is about to enter.

Yes, don’t tie yourself down to the laws of trolls or man. Be free my young muse.

So, I looked into this (power of google and all)

This lady is Calliope. A Muse of stories and Epics. Which fits given her love for Homestuck’s ultimate story.

Meaning I am expecting AnJ to be like, the muse of destruction or Aries or something. Maybe Uranus. Because it means butt.

Her name has 8 letters. It broke Troll Tradition. You already broke some rules here

Yes please, listen to the sad wonk. Tell us your secrets before you go.

Oh, she’s asexual? Or aromantic? That’s interesting.

oh too bad. No canon ship today. This ship is permanently docked at fanfic bay.

My oh My, are we going to get another confession here? (hopefully one that actually goes right, unlike Jane)

Look at AJ just giving out complements like free candy. Look at that little unintentional flirting there.

Roxy is making all the right decisions in gushing over this hot piece of fanart.

Can we make a Homestuck au where Roxy is like, the Queen of Candyland with this outfit? It is what she deserves.

This is literally me looking at any fanart ever.

You stuck everything else on this inside, why not this one? What, you couldn’t find any Room?