Did Dirk seriously help AnJ build a doomsday device? Why, why would he do that?

Chibi floating Dirk is adorable.

A bomb.

AnJ just has the worst traits of all the Beta-Trolls, not just Karkat.

Yeah,you kink like Equius, but it is honestly more disturbing.

Yes, good job Jake. You did good.

I am so proud of Dirk. He saw his chance and took it.

Of course you would. You’re favorite part is probably when Gamzee got sober.

Uh….so he thinks Karkat is cool too? That, is actually pretty morbid, having someone who thinks you are the best person ever because of the worst mistake you’ve made.

No, but it does sum it up pretty nicely. Which is probably what you need right now.

Listen, human brains make it so we see patterns in everything. It wasn’t an implausible thing to think about.

Yeah, sort of sucks walking though here again, doesn’t it?

It is when it is someone else doing the attack. You are being attacked on both fronts here.

YOu CAN’T ESCAPE THE MILES

CAN’T ESCAPE THE MILES

HI-HO THE MERRY O

CAN’T ESCAPE THE MILES

AnJ? Can you not? Actually, never mind. Can you please? Because given the fact there is a red-vine in your icon I get the feeling you also know some shit too.

Last Person: Dirk. Let’s see him dealing with Jack’s shit.

Well, I guess Roxy doesn’t join up at the apocalypse party. Maybe later after saving the Chess People.

Uh, your Juju? But I thought you were giving that Juju to Jane? You have multiple jujus?

Lame. You better write a will or something if you feel like you are going to die soon. Because this is going to be some important shit right here.