…..killing?

Did you hear a single voice cry out from being stabbed? You were going to meet a friend right? Or is it the wrong one?

Is there even a battle ground to fight on anymore? I think the playing field moved to Derse since AJ only has 1 body now (his)

oh you have no idea how relieved I am to hear that

You gonna crash land the planet?

hha, good fucking joke, “mating” means something different in troll language, you got me there dude haha

And AnJ comes down from the heavens like the dark god he is.

Who gets the body. That old gag.

Hey….uh…Sauron’s back….and is actually looking the part this time too…..

bonding through stabbing and murder. How could I expect otherwise.

Y E A H

I think you are screwed whether or not you actually did the job

You are an awful brother. Just so you know.

Let’s be real.

Did we expect it to be anyone else?

to bond with her?? I honestly forgot about anything Dirk said in that convo because I was focused on the fluff-porn.

You sent an assassin? Cheap bastard.

see, it’s the fact that he took the time to type them all with periods that makes this fucking psychotic.

Oh fuck, that did happen too.

Fuck you and your fluff ass porno

I want to be more horrified about this, but honestly I am just really done with this whole conversation.

The twist better not be that Dirk is dead. 

or fucked

or both