oh please, leave us in suspense

While I just go and click this button.

Hey look Dirk, you’re consolation prize has shown up.

god fucking damnit.

I’m tired but I am going to read this twist even if it kills him.

oh wow, he must have died writing that. What a shock.

It’s ironic is AnJ knows that this is a story all along written by a guy who wrote himself dead.

It is, but it will make sense in the long run.

Time travel does that.

What? No picture of the future this time? Maybe the twist will be “worth” something.

That there was no twist. Or you already killed AJ or something like that.

Don’t agree to things you don’t know. Good rule of thumb

That there was no twist

*the most deadpan voice imaginable x 100*: that’s twisted

You win by actually playing. That’s sweet.

So what’s the fucking twist? You going to kill AJ anyway?

Nice to see what tastes this guy has. 

This is funny because I was at a taping of Stephen Colbert on my vacation, and he told us the story of how Pumpkin Patch became a “safe word” for the show.

aka: he knows you want it Dirk.

Are you really playing the game to try and get AnJ to “order” you to ship yourself with Jake? I can’t tell if that is genius or what. 

He’s pissed about not getting his correct porn, but does make a really good point.

Ah, I see you know our demon-dog man.

Small world.

Trust me Dirk, Tumblr finds a way to selfcest.

Isn’t all genetics just shipping science?