How the hell are hetero and lesbian pairs pass the test, but gay pairs are still not legal??

He is fucking role-playing with his own paint drawings about his own love life.

Above the gaze of Nick Cage

And I don’t think anyone really won today.

THE WINNING PICTURE IS…….

Well, he wasn’t wrong on the shitty twist.

And points goes to Dirk. Congratulations on making AnJ back down. You did it. You won, whatever this was.

Yeah Dirk. You need a Penis Ouija to get them.

This is fucking cute. and added a boob window. Nice Dirk touch.

Dirk don’t back down from no challenge.

He is going to raise the bar so high it’s floating in fucking space.

Fucking Knew It.

This is mainly a test of wills now. It always has been.

I’m not becoming Squimish, I’m becoming agitate and dumbfounded. BIG difference.

The only breaking point Dirk sees here, is if you want a fucking alien to pop out of Jane’s tumtum while Roxy is rubbing.

Because Your shit?

It be Whack Yo.

I can’t believe there is fucking more

God damn, it’s the shadow man watching his prodigy reek havoc on the mortals.

Vuvuzelas play sarcastically in the background.

It’s like they are squeezing a squid together.

Dirk really outdid himself this time.

oh NOW you want the hands. I guess timing was everything.

At this point, spite is fueling me to see the end of ALL of this in one go.

So, the wedding slice thing? That’s what you are doing here?

Cue Waterfalls

Romantic