PEOPLE!!!
WE CAN FUCKING BUY THIS NOW!!!!!!!
SEE YA SUCKERS I’M GRABBING MY WALLET
I know nothing of the economy, so I will agree.
I love how moth-man man’s face is drooping, like he is just so confused over what is going on.
The gorilla isn’t wrong, and that is what makes this so fucking pure.
Listen, I don’t really believe people talking to ghosts or psychics or anything, but if I see a kid with dowsing rods trying to find his path you can bet I am will fucking support his journey.
Please, we all know that magical musicians use these things. Lead on to the path that rocks!
She gave him fucking dowsing rods!
Those are like magic drum sticks
He so Happy!
God, Marks? She does not try to hide herself, does she?
I love how a business is a business, but even she is wavering on really wanting to help Stephen out.
This is so sweet, her giving sound advice to some random kid that just walked into her store
Did I tell you I was once in a church jesus psychic reading because of my cousin? I can affirm the alt-text is right.
She sees exactly what I see in him. An honest and kind kid. You better let him in on your secrets.
Stephen is a good kid. He just wants a happy ending like everyone else.
Lady, your usual clients are adults, and they usually go for money/love. Stephen is a child, they have better needs than that.
The hell does that mean?? Why does it look like she knows something that I will never understand until my death bed?
Lady, your usual clients are adults, and they usually go for money/love. Stephen is a child, they have better needs than that.
Me, laughing to be polite because I don’t get the joke.
Children here are more sensitive to it than others.
That moment where an almost panic attack lets you be friends with the town’s psychic.
Did I mention that Stephen is adorable.
Because he fucking is.
I’ve decided to adopt him now. He is now my son.
Damn lady, you just went there didn’t you? Couldn’t even pretend to care for like a minute?