Jane……the one you’re playing. Please tell me that you aren’t that dumb

him and Meenah needed a way to let out their violent tendencies.

My guess is that you two fused and become Karkat, which is probably the most successful thing you can do, for some unknown reason.

OH FUCK OH FUCK!!!

ARANEA’S SESSION FAILED

BUT THERE WERE TWO SESSIONS!!! NOT ALL THE TROLLS FAILED!!!!!

KARKAT’S ALPHA-ANCESTORS

THEY WERE THE ONES TO MANAGE TO SUCCEED

THERE WAS STILL SOME SUCCESS

BUT WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY WIN??????????????????????

Keep Calm and Play Sburb

God her life just gets worst and worst.

Because I am still under the belief that Alpha/Anti Jegus are two different personalities in one body. There lives were in competition all their lives because they were fighting for control of their body. And how would one try to kill the other? I wouldn’t know either.

Yeah…..it means that you are going to be screwed. Sorry Jegus, you don’t really have a happy ending here.

Oh shit, she British Swore. Things are serious here.

Glad Jane was able to pick up on it. She doesn’t feel as, peppy, as usual.

Theory Time

Now, I have learned from the Jake/Dirk dream session that if I get an idea, I should say it as soon as I can before it becomes irrelevant.

So here is what I am thinking: Pre-Reset Alternia had an overpopulation problem.

Queen Feferi (not Ferrari, Ferrari is Evil), she was good at raising and helping trolls. Too Good. Now there isn’t enough space for every troll, leading to a hell of a lot of overpopulation.

That is why Alpha-Jegus said she loved Jane’s planet. A place with literally no one there? Dream come true.

Glad she was able to help, but she is probably doing her own thing right now.

Big Dicked Clowns does put a damper on your magical wonderland.

Jane got to contact Alpha-Jegus so much easier than when John tried to talk to Karkat. It is just so shocking when things go your way.

I guess just chill and chat right next to your own tomb. Pretty chill if you ask me.

Part 237

ok, time for Us to bother oUr favorite Alpha-Troll. Hope she is into a conversation right now.

Yo that’s so dope! I’m so glad that he liked it. I wanted to do the comic justice since it came from tumblr and there is a higher chance of him running into my blog than the other comic authors :P

And thanks, I had a really good vacation.

There we go. There is the clever shipping names that fandoms are famous for. I knew that these two boys would have a special name all for them.

Red Knights sounds epic, like a ship in a serious war drama movie.

And then Crabapples is used for a slice-of-life comedy.

Good names for some good trash baby boys.

My cat brought back a dead rabbit she managed to “salvage” for us, as well as another cat bringing in live chipmunks and eating voles. You still haven’t refuted my point, murder is 100% house cat behavior.

Well, not the drawing on the walls bit. But clawing couches is close enough.

The Fifth End

Good place to stop. I am also tired too.

So what have we learned kids?

Agatha may have powers over Jagers.

Jagers continue to be my favorite people in this comic.

Make sure the secret doors that lead to captive super hero/villains remain secret

Kinks are natural

The Uncle knew shit, and without music your life is grey

and sometimes you can’t just live a good life with your brother after deserting the army and watching the rest of your crew die on the way to a new life.

Also, if a cat wants food, just give it to them. They may be a fae in disguise.

1) sorry Moloch, been calling you by your dead brother’s name. Did not mean too.

2) Yeah, Moloch would have problems being a little cozy with the girl who was the indirect cause of his brothers death and current situation.