She was spilling out her life story, and all Jake could think about was “purdy gurl”

So if that is the tree, where is Terezi at?

Wow, what exactly is she talking about where you weren’t able to interject yet?

Yay, people can actually talk now. Wonderful. Hope you enjoy Aranea’s conversation.

Oh yeah Sleepy Jake. And he has finally stopped freaking out to finally blank on the pretty girl.

Sleepy Jake or awake Jake? Big difference between Jakes.

Well, Jack did try. No one can say otherwise. He just sucks at it.

See, now I don’t know who will win. So let’s just flip a coin and enjoy the bloody aftermath later.

This is his Christmas. A murderous murderous christmas. At least someone should have a key, right?

Prospit really doesn’t care about the potential body count, do they?

And by “greet” you mean stab, and by “visitor” you mean “new dead bodies”

You should have fucking left when you had the chance. Just saying you murderous alien.

Have to love a calling card. It really suits him.

Special delivers to her majesty. It comes with a nifty surprise inside too.

“He was a brave soldier. Fuck Him”

You better change those coordinates after you’re done. The whole kingdom will be hot on your ass.

There we go. There’s the other knife. Spite and evil all rolled into one. Appreciate the move there you sick bastard.

Of course the wires would be red and green. Christmas and Universe Colors and all that

Granted, maybe you couldn’t have without the knife, but the pointy twig spike would have probably worked just as well.

Then why didn’t you do that in the fucking first place??? You could have fucked with the wires any time you wanted!!