Jack just starts throwing knives out the door, hoping one will actually hit the key.
Yeah, especially with some more guards heading your way too. Digging deeper in your hole there.
What was your plan actually? Punch the door open?
Knock Knock MotherFucker!
Listen, there is nothing more perfect than a perfectly timed knock-knock joke.
knock knock
“Who’s there?”
There was a fucking door all this time? Pick the lock with the knives, wait why the fuck am I giving you advice, I hate you.
The window or teleporter?
Ever thought of cutting the bars? Stab the building and not other people?
It will get the attention of the other guards that see him, that’s for sure.
oh wow who would have thought that the murdery guy still murders.
that sounds like a bad idea to tell the guard that you have Knives, but that won’t be a problem since you are going to kill him.
The crime he is talking about is hiding his dog-calendar turned porn, not the actually crime he committed.
Yes, dog knife. Used by dogs, for dogs, on dogs.
Of course, you have a shit ton of knives, time to add one more to your collection.
Jack, take this idea, and bury it deep within whatever atom you have as a heart.
Because this means that Jack is really into furries making PM his fucking dream-girl.
Can’t let anyone know you have a soft-spot for dogs.
Did Droll also give you pron too?
Don’t you have to worry about the guard walking by and seeing your knife stash?