Wait, so….it isn’t anyone dead since they don’t have dream-selves anymore. But people with dream-selves don’t talk to the bubbles either. How is this possible for Dirk to do this (this is Dirk right?)

Dream Corpse Party all the way.

oh, right. He was unconscious. For like, half a second there I thought he did die when he fell off.

Listen, there was a lot of lore you had to drop on us before we get to this point. You can cut Jake come slack. 

You know, it is really hard for me to get back into the moment or Dirk and Jake talking, when all I can think of is that Aranea is acting like Dirk, and Jake was always dead.

Fuck, all this time? Jake was dead?

I mean, I thought he might turn evil or something, but I never thought he would actually be dead.

That’s just so heartbreaking.

Always trust the deja vu. Because in homestuck, that is going to lead to some serious shit.

Don’t worry, dreams can do come true in the strangest of ways.

Well SO MUCH for Alpha-Dave returning. Kill my hopes constantly Hussie.

A sushi-roll of ultimate destruction

Did your scouters tell you about that?

OH! I get it now. The zodiac symbols on her head is used to determine which powers she is using. Tavros would control animals, Vriska would control people, Sollux would psychic grab shit.

So she literally controlled Jade, John, and the dog from before.

Yeah, Queen Ferrari doesn’t deserve any respect just because she can act the part. Sure give her points, but she is still evil.

They both saved the day (ish) without any of the SBURB tools or powers. What a pair!

oh…that’s how much blood was in the water….wow….Hussie really doesn’t like Guy Fieri.

You really reichenbach falls over this? I didn’t think it needed to go that far.

Stabbing eyes with needles is a running trait with this person.

Yo, Rose just took him out with nothing but knitting needles. That is absolutely badass.

Thanks Dirk. Now you are making me thing that Fieri turned cannibal to get some new flavors in flavortown.