Obviously famous obviously. Who wouldn’t be?

An inspiration to future petty and spiteful acts of resistance.

The sad thing is, I can’t tell if that is Sea-Hitler’s doing, or Dave’s doing, it is so bad.

ALpha-Jade, this is such a slytherin move, I love you so much.

It is only cool if you don’t turn into him (so don’t turn into him)

Don’t they know? Only names that are 4 or 6 letters are allowed in homestuck.

I can believe that. I haven’t really seen it myself, but I can believe it.

This is the worse fucking thing I can imagine. Sea-Hitler marrying English, god a nightmare.

But damn if I am not proud of Alpha-Jade for doing this out of spite.

The only hope that I have….is that this is the symbol of the resistance…..and please for the love of both Christ and Jegus let it Stay that way

I feel like, this is the relationship I have between me and the obvious shit that I keep missing until the very end.

Guys……I’m not as oblivious as Jake, am I?

Was it just John’s stupidity that made it hard for any mind-control to work on him? Or that he was so broken he went to be a comedian? I don’t know, I hope it was the first one.

Hey look, I found my answer as to why she kept Jade and John. Just like what Vriska did, mind-control practice.

k, so the Taurus/Scorpio symbols were to control Jade/John. And she killed the dog because of the bullshit that happened before (or she really was just evil). But why keep them alive if they were threats?

What is this??? What is this bullshit???

Why is Sea-Hitler trying to control Vriska/Tavros….or Alpha (?) versions….??

Hopefully kick ass things Dirk.

Yeah….given that I don’t trust Hussie when he says things like this, but also none of these guys are going to prototype their sprites, I wouldn’t know either way.

So the beta-traditions are still continuing. But burning a body with a normal fire takes a LONG ass time. Baby Jake must have been out there for hours.

This is what happens when children live alone in seclusion: they think life is like the movies, all fun and corpses

God, this is the saddest bonfire ever.