That’s it. That’s the Name! Move over “Queen-Feferi”, you just got a brand new nickname that I am TOTALLY going to break in.

And this is how Jake became the heartthrob of everyone around him. Because he accepts everything anyone says and is one of the only human contact Roxy and Dirk ever had.

Are the pumpkins that Roxy takes like, the only source of food/vegetables that Roxy is able to gather?

At least you know that people exist outside your island Jake.

ok look, I see Rose’s house. So I guess in the hundreds of years of Fish-Queen ruling, she didn’t bother to ransack and destroy the rebel hideouts and thus just….Leaving Their Shit Behind!

Rethink Your Decisions

I guess if it floats, it will float everywhere. But how exactly will the Carapacians serve Queen-Feferi? Can they breathe underwater?

If she took over as the black queen on Derse and Prospit, that doesn’t surprise me.

I refuse to believe that these guys are just chess pieces brought to life. You can take that though from my cold dead hands.

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Ah yes, Chess-board island. Home to all the maybe chess pieces that will never come.

SCRATCH THAT! They did come, alive and kicking.

Ah yes, Chess-board island. Home to all the maybe chess pieces that will never come.

Yeah, Roxy didn’t have any trash puppet watching over her.

Amazing, Dirk got Jake to actually swear. By revealing how rugged he is. That’s ok Jake, you are still adorably rugged.

Dirk the baby raised itself to learn and speak and think like a fucking human being. That is amazing and tragic all in one.

Dirk almost had me going there too.

As a sea-troll, she likes water. The problem is that humanity doesn’t have gills.

See kids? If you want to be a genocidal dictator, learn what culture you want to control, then apply your own prejudices that align with theirs to control them. Don’t force shitty plans like this to take over because then you don’t have any more minions.

Those Assholes? The DNA trick-or-treaters??

So instead of being raised by monsters, raised by robots. That’s not any better.

You know, like normal wild animals. Probably because humans have red blood in them

In short, they were very shitty pokemon.