Yeah, Roxy didn’t have any trash puppet watching over her.

Amazing, Dirk got Jake to actually swear. By revealing how rugged he is. That’s ok Jake, you are still adorably rugged.

Dirk the baby raised itself to learn and speak and think like a fucking human being. That is amazing and tragic all in one.

Dirk almost had me going there too.

As a sea-troll, she likes water. The problem is that humanity doesn’t have gills.

See kids? If you want to be a genocidal dictator, learn what culture you want to control, then apply your own prejudices that align with theirs to control them. Don’t force shitty plans like this to take over because then you don’t have any more minions.

Those Assholes? The DNA trick-or-treaters??

So instead of being raised by monsters, raised by robots. That’s not any better.

You know, like normal wild animals. Probably because humans have red blood in them

In short, they were very shitty pokemon.

Remember when I asked why the trolls didn’t do human research before trolling them before? Well, Queen-Feferi literally had a century before making her move. She should have known better.

HA! Glub Glub Mother-Glubber! You fin-k you could get a-wave with this? THINK A-FUCKING-GAIN! Feferi is the one true queen, and you can’t control shit anymore!

And she thought that Jake’s little island would be the perfect breeding ground. Either that or Jade stole them in secret to be raised as wild animals and not as her servants.

Well…….Fuck. Consume the frog to rid their threat.

Jake, they all died. Dirk JUST said.

Yes, our entire being irks her to no end. I can say “fuck you” just by being human. A petty and spiteful thought that I thoroughly enjoy.

And the Joke still continues, when Dirk and Roxy discover their parents are actually their kids.

God that sounds awful. And it also doubles as a way for future generations to stay in line and not be inspired by their family.

And THIS is when people really would have started to fight back. Because you literally just made all sex illegal.

Didn’t I just say that in the video? Try to reshape the world into her previous empire? Which is lame by the way, you can’t move on from the glory days.