The wise know that they know nothing. This is just the first step of many to learning.

But honestly, Jake could have taken pictures of dragons and showed them to Jane and be like “yo so this is where I live, believe me now?”

Just because you are small doesn’t make you less important. After all, all it takes is one hole to drain a dam, but one finger to plug it back up.

Well I saw a lobster, and a cat, and a mountain, and being stabbed.

Tell us, what did thou dream eyes see?

You aren’t friends unless you make fun of someone’s word choice.

Hey since we are having some extra dinners here, how about a nice big helping of “I told you so” Jane?

yeah, with those circumstances be under “not effecting you”

I think he would prefer knife-wielding hitman.

no because those guys are the lobster-soldiers.

Fear Jack and his minions, the dreaded hooligianas.

Yeah…unfortunately Jack is pretty good at his job.

Ever been so drunk and have constant spelling errors that you try to correct errors you never even made?

The cat will always be nameless, thus god-cat.

Also, I get it now. I get why they shorten it up to G-CAT. Because the cat knows the secrets to the universe and it lies in DNA.

At least she acknowledges that the Dream World assassination attempt was real as well.

Yeah, because Rosie thinks you are going to yell at her again, let’s see how she handles the about-face of Jane believing her.

I guess I will have to call them my stage 2 names from now on.

It is nice for Rosie to put Jane first and foremost, because that is what buds do.

So I guess his name isn’t Kyle either….I am a little sad on that one too.

Maybe David?

You should get Karkat. He will help you in your Romantic endeavors. 

Well she’s drunk, and maybe drinking from worrying so much about Jane.

Wait….is her name also Rose? Maybe Rosie? Robecca? Roger?

I guess it isn’t Louise then.