Has it really been only like 1 hour in canon for the Alpha-verse?

Hey, your asshole cat saved my life so thanks

Well, time to tell Louise that she was right, and was almost murdered.

In alpha-verse bffsy calls you

Best Friend For Super Years? Bald Fur Foe Sort-of Yellow?

You know….there is something surprising yet unsurprising about this. Like an old friend just texting out of the blue.

Until you get a way to NOT almost die by assassination attempts, you stay in there. (not like it will work since people are assassinating her in the dream world too)

*places fridge in front of door* There, now she’s safe and will NEVER get out!

Without your game. Because there was no game. Only bomb.

Yeah no shit you ALMOST DIED!

I mean granted you didn’t mean to do that, at all, but still.

If she is the Heir to Crocker Kingdom, why the hell doesn’t she have bodyguards or booby-traps or some other protection squad?

Yeah, the joke of letting your dad think you were DEAD was never funny

That cat is not a stray. That is a science experiment by Alpha-Rose because that is the shit she would do as an adult.

It looks like you are in a western duel with a cat.

You think there would be a better name than God-Cat. I mean, Bec wasn’t called God-Dog.

Call him Cheshire, it would be cute.

I have now decided to love this cat.

That is for all cats in general.

It acts cute, but then its nose reminds me of Dave’s comics drawing butts and puppet asses and I am on the fence about it.

Also I guess on Earth all animals are faceless, since the only animals that have eyes and a face are fucking troll-lusus monsters.

No, it does not. It does not at all.