Sometimes, in the middle of serious conversations of corpse parties, lost bodies, and potential death, sometimes you just need to see someone get hit in the face with their version of a sex toy.

My favorite moment in homestuck is what

I have this problem too. Sometimes it is hard to be angry.

Now let’s pay a TRIVIA GAME!!!

Did Karkat assume that Rose is the new defacto leader because

                A) She is the strategist of the humans and thus most qualified

                B) Only Rose can convince her because of their budding romance

                C) He just really doesn’t like Dave

The answer won’t surprise you.

Yeah, I think at this point it is less about a “corpse party” (seriously all I can think about is that horror game every time they say it) and more of “I don’t want my friends to be disrespected.

Is it morbid, yes. Is it manageable, also yes.

Well so much for Clown Hunting, because God now says no

Only Kanaya can make saying “clown hunting” to be a badass thing to do.

Kanaya What the FUCK! I wanted you to Raise the Dead, not ADD to them!!!

Part 205

K, time to find out if Kanaya can, in fact, raise the dead as we try to find Gamzee’s death nest.

Or just ignore them and focus more on the others. Either way works.

If Bro made Billions then he should have been able to afford food instead of storing swords in his fridge (though it does explain how he was able to buy so many swords). And it also means that he used Dave for some porn material with the Saw camera aimed at Dave when he was attacked by puppets. So that just makes this worse.

But you are right, he made a horse leather bib because he is a fucking freak.

There are many things that I am ok with thinking about. What Karkat does in the bedroom is not one of them. So thanks for that mental picture.

Gamzee is a troll who knows what he likes.

OotS 16 End

And the day is saved, thanks to Roy for stopping the execution, and Durkon for staying out of the fight.

Order of the Stick Theory #14: I am running out of these, so I guess this time They are all part of a secret organization where “stick” is an anagram for “Stupid Thinking Imbeciles Can Kick”

I too would want a “What Would Thor Do” drinking trophy as a prize for defeating the bandits.

Durkon is a good guy. Belkar not so much.

Durkon, don’t free them. At least have them on standby to summon when you are about to go into a Boss Battle

dafukdidiwatch:

The fact that they are actually doing that is what kills me.

Regretting your choice in leader now?

The fact that they are actually doing that is what kills me.