And the day is saved, thanks to Roy for stopping the execution, and Durkon for staying out of the fight.
Order of the Stick Theory #14: I am running out of these, so I guess this time They are all part of a secret organization where “stick” is an anagram for “Stupid Thinking Imbeciles Can Kick”
I too would want a “What Would Thor Do” drinking trophy as a prize for defeating the bandits.
Durkon is a good guy. Belkar not so much.
Durkon, don’t free them. At least have them on standby to summon when you are about to go into a Boss Battle
The fact that they are actually doing that is what kills me.
Regretting your choice in leader now?
The fact that they are actually doing that is what kills me.
Roy will never not entertain me.
And this is how a player unintentionally rolls a Nat 20 to get an army of npcs.
I swear I am going to make a character that is absolutely afraid of trees because this is absolutely hilarious to me.
Good thinking, problem though. He’s an idiot.
They kidnapped people too? They are almost as bad as us
Dire Weasels: They are like regular Weasels, but dire.
At least you are still a loving father.
I want to say that those aren’t real feats, but given that there is a Belt-of-Gender-Change, it probably is.
Rule one of bandits, take every advantage.
Well….so much for the party.
first 26, now 24. Why are dumb teens so stupid about ages?
See, it is the littlest spells that may seem dumb that can turn the tide in battle.
Belkar isn’t snarking, the blood is still to his head so he’s just trying to be honest here.
He’s an idiot, but a loyal idiot. Step up your game Haley and don’t lose him.
