Roy will never not entertain me.

And this is how a player unintentionally rolls a Nat 20 to get an army of npcs.

I swear I am going to make a character that is absolutely afraid of trees because this is absolutely hilarious to me.

Good thinking, problem though. He’s an idiot.

They kidnapped people too? They are almost as bad as us

Dire Weasels: They are like regular Weasels, but dire.

At least you are still a loving father.

I want to say that those aren’t real feats, but given that there is a Belt-of-Gender-Change, it probably is.

Rule one of bandits, take every advantage.

Well….so much for the party.

first 26, now 24. Why are dumb teens so stupid about ages?

See, it is the littlest spells that may seem dumb that can turn the tide in battle.

Belkar isn’t snarking, the blood is still to his head so he’s just trying to be honest here.

He’s an idiot, but a loyal idiot. Step up your game Haley and don’t lose him.

I get to use this motherfucker to hit that motherfucker? Why would I stop?

And this explains why there are 3 different Bags of Tricks in e5

You missed it. You missed your chance for a really cool line.

Isn’t that how life is like sometimes. Being Thunked and Stabbed.

You know, for being stick figures they really do have engaging battles.

Roy’s mojo is back baby, and damn if he isn’t enjoying himself.