You know, I am not sure who would win in a bathroom stall, and all I can think about is what the next guy who walks in is going to see
Fuck, Isaac isn’t even doing it for the right reason.
We know that Hijack fucked up with the Hitball thing, and just because Hijack was cool with Spender’s spirit doesn’t mean the rest of the kids know, or excuse what he did.
But Isaac isn’t fighting him to “stop him from hurting others,” he is fighting him for validation and to show to everyone that he can belong.
And I know that is going to fuck him over.
Isaac, you’re making me cringe right now. Stop beating the dead horse already
Isaac is trying to be cool and loved, but Hijack is just so over this overly dramatic and sparkly child.
Suffer Raisin Toddler, suffer with the power of English
It would fit in with the Student Stores Aesthetic
right….gym….
you know, I don’t even know if Hijack is still inside Spender, but regardless it is going to lead to some awkward conversation here
Can I say, Isaac being all dark and villainy right now is cool to see
Isaac is ready to battle!!! How the hell did you find him?
Hey, you back to normal? Don’t worry, you only missed one hour of your life
now, how would Lucifer finish that sentence? That is the real mystery here.
Fuck, that is heavy. Lucifer has already written this town off, but will continue forward to this bleak ending if that means supporting Spender in any way he can.
He wants the friend squad to reunite again, obviously
The fact that he says that Spender is “allergic to reason” shows that as a spirit of light, he isn’t above throwing some shade
Sure…..but you do know that technology is forever and that Zarei (and the phone company) has those texts already
Ah, a nightmare to meet you
Listen, whatever you were planning on doing was immediately scrapped when the world’s ugliest space-themed Phantom came into existence. Just leave.
We have no idea what the fuck it is, think of it as a demonic parasite if you will. One that can cover the entire world into darkness. Enjoy the rest of your day (for now)
RETURN THE SLABBBBBBBB
OR SUFFER MY CURRRRSE