Teletubbies but with this face instead of the Sun-Baby

And it is time for Hijack to realize that, at age 3, he is in fucking over his head

See, this is where you should use your poetic talk. Look at that shadow, this is where Spender got his love for dramatic lighting

What kills me is that, if they just had these questions/conversation before, there wouldn’t be this mysterious intruder problem in the first place.

This was entirely of their own making.

Oh….you mean the train….oh that hurts

Big brother? You have a big brother?? Did…did Zarei make another one of you, or are you referring to Spender as your Aniki?

wow, I wasn’t the only one to go for the frankenstein reference, but I was the one to use the name right.

Because it means that he had to put up with more bullshit than anyone else

sure, except that she forgot to give you the rest of your body. I mean, Victor at least created a complete monster.

Bullshit….this has to be bullshit right here…no fucking way

Hijack is making me laugh so hard right now, he looks so concern too

I want to call bullshit….I really really want to call bullshit on this….

But he fucking loves Wii Sports

Saving you for the future when I will need it

Hey, remember that video I made of me fucking dying of John reuniting with his family to Karkat’s horror? Remember how hard I laughed at that?

Tears are streaming down my face right now, fucking Lucifer’s reaction is killing me

My sister? My friend? The Pinky to my Brain?

Lucifer really needs to work on his dramatic speeches, so at least everyone can understand them.

Lucifer is forcing Hijack to make his move. Because I am pretty sure Hijack does not know about the secret shadow demon in Spender’s stomach.