Ah yes, the power of french accented time skip

not going to lie, when I played a halfling barbarian I killed a ton of cows because I was bored. And threw even more down a hole because I could. So I understand where Belkar is coming from.

“We need you to stay the fuck away from us Durkon”

“Yeah I can do that”

What was the point of healing the bird if it was going to just disappear?

No wonder you don’t like your familiar, he is as pretentious as you are

You really don’t give a shit about your bird do you V?

OotS: The Fifteenth

Elan got captured by bandits and Xykon is getting new recruits. Let’s see where we go from here.

Part 183 End

Well I learned so many many things today.

The Denizens are now being reevaluated as useful and misunderstood. I want to know what this Choice really is. But Dave fucking choosing the sword over himself, he can be such a martyr sometimes. And him and Jade maybe dying together on the battlefield, it makes my heart ache.

And CD is an idiot. But it forced Jack to act and that is how Mayor went to Earth. Because Jack fucking nuked him to time and space.

And don’t worry, The ring was always 100% filled. I mistaken Mayor finding it at 3/4th when he was an Exile, that was my bad and I acknowledge it now.

Evil Betty Crocker has to be the Black Queen. I take no criticisms. She is in a disguise or something I can feel it.

And guess what I have thought of. The adults have dream bodies. They HAVE to. Because fucking think about it. Harley DIED when Jade was a kid. Yet, how the fuck is Harley still up and running on this planet?

My guess is either the Adults also have spare body to have/used like the kids, just works differently for them (I need a way for Dad to fucking live again, ok?) or more time shenanigans, which is probably the more viable answer. But I still want to dream about this. Because I don’t want Harley to fucking die right now. I have no idea when in time he is even at right now, I thought he left with Jade’s dream body. Unless he is a Betty Crocker Clone.

It could happen.

IT’S THE QUEEN! THE BLACK QUEEN WITH A PETTY GRUDGE

That is the kind of happy ending that I want.

Harley never tried to look for her? They never tried to find each other??

I swear to fucking god it the Baroness was like, the Black Queen or some chess piece or some bullshit like that, I will stab something

You could literally just leak company secrets out. That would end her.

And this is where it lost me. Because….what the fuck. Why does Betty Crocker know about this Oedipus-type prophecy about their lives….and why the fuck does she want to destroy the world???

I wanted to try and keep the story together as long as I could. Because it is a nice Fairy Tale type story, and she is telling her brother exactly what happened to her when he left

That’s fucking adorable

Please realize that they are siblings before he dies. At least give Harley that

Damn it hussie, why must you make me read about this guy’s death!?!

At least the siblings can reunite one last time

…well at least you can reunite with your long lost brother (If you remember it)