When the time comes, I will interact directly with the events of this narrative [terrifying]. But this moment will be responsibly confined to a passive intervention. [thank jegus]. It will be compact, surgical, and essential. [are we sure about that last part?] My involvement will have such precision, I have even managed to quantify it in unit of physical measurement. [what made you think of creating this Hussie? Who hurt you] I will be involved in only the narrow corridor of space through which light will pass in three nanoseconds. My window of influence, end to end, will be exactly ONE YARD [quickly, someone print out all of Hussie’s metaness pages and lay them end to end, see it it makes a yard]

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As the indulgent self inserts grow in frequency, [gee I wonder why] you may find yourself increasingly afraid that my direct interference with canonical events approaches inevitability. [more like annoyed really]. But you should understand that I understand that I am dealing with forces which if handled recklessly will nullify the basic ability of intelligent being in all real and hypothetical planes of existence [is this Zack and Tyler from Gravity falls what is this] to give a shit. It would be stupid of me to mismanage these forces [that is true and still will happen] and even stupider of you to worry about it [that is true because I don’t care] because it would be stupid for you to think I was stupid [stupid is as stupid does I guess]. In fact I feel a little dumber just thinking about it. [You and me both]

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