let’s talk to the sensible one first

Now if only there was a way for all three of you to chat at the same time…a “grouped chat” if you will

I’m not sure how well that is going to turn out for you

Out of all of the Trolls I’ve seen, she’s the weird one

Oh shit, is it by this point that Karkat has already entered the game, so it is too late now?

Or is she implying that someone else (her) has already entered for Team Blue

I mean, I get why he is spiteful. The thing that she said would help the world, which he believed would help save the world, now turns out to be the thing that destroys it. I wouldn’t want to take part in that

honestly, yeah. I wouldn’t want to play anymore

Hey, ever have the moment where the thing you thought was going to help the entire planet actually does nothing for it and was all part of a 12-step-plan to save a different planet?

I never did, but Sollux does now

At least the Space Gods were honest about your doom, we can always count on that

So because he is angry, he screws the game, but it ends up being for the better? Wow Karkat, glad your inferiority complex is for the greater good here

Holy Shit! The best part about this is that she doesn’t intend this to be cruel. It is a fact (to her) that Sollux is unnecessarily angry all the time. Yeouch.

Not going to lie. I don’t think I have ever felt Anger either. I have been spiteful, and frustrated, annoyed, but nothing like anger. So I can get that.

But she also got drained by the emotions vampire, so this doesn’t really help her case because she can’t feel any emotions anyway

oh my got, is she just an emotionless husk!? Did the Gods EAT HER FEELINGS!?

She has no idea how to process this, does she?

at a graveyard maybe

Please Clap: Homestuck Edition

I love how this implies that he was waiting so long for a response, that he had to explain it was sarcasm

It isn’t a “like” as much as a “need”

…wait that isn’t right, let me try again

It isn’t a “like” as much as a “forced”

Everyone has a dick joke in their pocket, waiting to be whipped out. But now I’m wondering is if Trolls do have a penis bone

oh my god, does she also speak to the space gods here? She really is acting like a stereotypical prophet right now