Troll Ranking 3

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Just a list, no full summary because I already did one before this session

1. Karkat

2. Gamzee

3. Terezi

4. Kitty Cat

5. Sollux

-Yeah he moved up the ranks. I still don’t like his self deprecating nature, but his misguided scientist vibe I am getting from him really resonates with me here. His intent for good, and action to try and stop himself from causing bad really outshines over any negativity he shows

6. Torus

7. Goth

8. Ghost Chick

-She has no soul and is honestly terrifying. Like not in the badass way of killing someone, but as a “how does she not care about any of this, this freaks me out”. Like if I met her in person, I would be freaked out.

Honorable Mentions:

Darth Aquaman

Part 94 End

We will be the other girl later. It is late, and I have to get going.

So we met Aries, Ghost Girl. And yeah….a bit of a downer isn’t she? I mean, I get that her soul was sucked out by the gods, but wow. She is an agent of the Apocalypse isn’t she? Really lived up to her handle name, huh.

But shit, to have your work that you did to save the planet, actually intended to doom the planet, and was always known by your partner to do this, yikes that is god awful. Sollux reminds me more of a sympathetic scientist type. Where he intended for good, but it still goes horribly wrong.

And hey, remember when Karkat said that he must be cursed for all time for being friends with Sollux? Well he was right! Because he did that stupid curse-code him, and his entire friends are now cursed for all eternity from past to future with bad luck.

But I really feel sorry for the deaths of their Lusus. I don’t know the full relationship between them, but to have your only family be killed then resurrected must be rough.

And now we have an all might space demon coming to eat everything and everyone. Basically The Hunger, but why are the Felt people your lackeys? Because there is no way in hell that the felt gang that I have seen is anything but stupid.

Jeez, they are really amping up the lore here

Indirect Conquest

You know what? Side bar: It would be really interesting for the whole point of SBURB is to populate the universe with the Chess Pieces.

Think about it, it is like a Freeza thing from DBZ. Have the inhabitants of the plant kill themselves, let them be trapped in the Medium and live there, and the “refugees” that come out repopulate the planet with their own kind.

It is completely unnecessary and batshit crazy, but if that is the end game for SBURB, then I’m down with it.