Troll Ranking 2

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Here are the current poll

1. Karkat (Candy Corn)

Yeah it is our Gruff boy himself. Our fluff-master himself.

Which is surprising to me because at the beginning, I hated this guy. I hated how he was rude and treating Jade and I thought for sure it would be a dark day for me to start liking him.

But then I actually did start liking him. He tends to be pessimistic, but nothing absurd. He seems to be done with exerything and just tired, but he also just keeps going? When he was talking to John, he was actually trying to be a decent person, so that helped me like and understand him to when he was still somewhat trash because I know that he can change to be that good person.

I think that what sets it for me, is that it seems out of all the trolls, Karkat seems to be the most realistic. Because he does fail, he does screw up, he is a lot like John, and is just a kid who wants to prove himself to the world.

2. Gamzee (Juggalo)

He is such a weird ass man. From the clown religion, to the drugs, and randomly eating shit. But honestly? He is a pretty chill dude. I love how he has this hippie vibe to him but still seems genuine about his optimism. He really does care for Karkat, and accepts whatever is thrown at him. I love how he refuses to listen to science because it ruins the “miracles”, so he is someone that I can see just hanging out with.  

3. Terezi

I live off of her chaotic energy. It warms my heart that she was still just as crazy as before. Her “lawyering”  was somewhat scary because of how well the drama was for her, and I fully believe she could be a super-villain if given the chance. She is able to make jokes about her blindness (and feeds off of the uncomfortableness of her enemies when she points this out), and this does nothing to stop her in her life. She is absolutely crazy and I love her for it.

4. Kitty Cat

Yeah, only just entered and she just jumped into the polls. She is TOO CUTE!!! Look at that face! How adorable.

But that isn’t the only reason. I really like how she hits it off well with Terezi. Their chat roleplay was cute and fun, and she seems like a good child for asking permission to play. I don’t trust whoever the guy she has to ask is (maybe her lusus, idk), but she seems like a generally sweet girl. 

5. Torus

Yeah, it is nice to see him and Jade talk to each other. There really isn’t any new information about him yet. He is a nice guy who tries to hard to be evil and gets screwed because of it. If he talks more like how he did with Jade, then maybe he would be higher up, but in the end the lack of information compared to the others is what kills him here.

6. Goth

She is just a snooty ass. I mean, I get why she thinks that Rose is an idiot (because of John). But then she just treats Rose like she is an idiot for the rest of the time without really looking at Rose’s responses, just because she is frustrated. She just think that Rose just puts this on. Plus, as high talking as she is, she was the idiot to talk to Rose out of order instead of having some form of pattern to talk to her. Come on Goth, seriously. She might be “smart” but she is pretty dumb.

The only plus side is that now she is coming around in terms of how to treat Rose. It isn’t much, but at least there is a change here.

7. Sollux

Ok so when we first met at the “hacker” he was a pessimistic gruff boy who knows that they were going to die, but still did his job regardless. I appreciate that.

Now we know he always seems to be a pessimistic boy with bipolar disorder. When he is in the zone, like with his coding, he is in the zone. And I do like his “I See so much I need to blind myself for the power is too great” type of storyline he has here.

The reason he is now last in the list is, while I do like him for these qualities, it’s his downer moments that I can’t jive with. his “I suck at everything” “maybe my decision is trash” stuff. I know that we were just hinted at this, and that he does have bipolar disorder, but I know people who do this, intentionally or not, and it is just a cycle and exhausting. Hopefully I can see more of his good traits later on, and maybe he’ll be able to rise in the ranks later.

Honorable Mentions (Since We haven’t gotten any information on them yet)

1. Ghost-Chick

I appreciate the eternal ghost vibe that I am getting from her. And yes, due to Sollux’s ability I believe this is her natural power. I want to know why she is in perminant hero mode. Mysterious Badass is always interesting.

2. Evil Fish

Really not much going on with this guy. Only 1 sentence, and he sounds like an arrogent, egotistical asshole from that. But really it is because of the lack of information that he last here to begin with.

Part 93 End

That is where I am going to end it here. Again, that you for following me through 1 full month of Homestuck liveblogging. Let’s keep this streak going to the end of February.

So we got to meet IT, who is Sollux. (That is such a weird/bad name I cant). He is an anxious boy, and I can’t believe I got the Bipolar stuff down right off the bat. I don’t understand why some trolls have super powers and others are like Karkat, but to each their own I guess.

Kitty Cat is super super cute. Honestly, she is adorable and I love her and she is mine now.

Ghost chick is terrifying, and I can’t wait to see who see really is.