*sigh* So this is how it goes, huh?

So instead of SBURB, what the ~ATH does is allows users to code changes into the trolls life. So Karkat can write like Karkat( HAIR: Red) to change his hair to red til the end of time.

And no shit it would be til the end of time for the program to end, because when the universe ends it would just destroy the computer the program was running on!

ok looks like that the the color this is right. Or at least each troll has different color blood based on their text color. So if my guess of ranking is right, then Gamzee is actually a high class (hehe, high)  and Karkat is on the low end. Which is weird because I don’t think Grey is in the color spectrum like this but whatever. But it’s nice to see them being friends without worrying about classist bullshit, not sure how long it will last though.

And it seems that my Zodiac Aquarius is on the high end. Hope you aren’t a tool

in

( Not sure if anyone else has said this yet, but Betty Crocker and Colonel Sassacre were totally married. The Meteor hit Corcker’s factory, destroying it, and then the Colonel decided to take in Nanna. Harley’s meteor came, then Harley killed (accidentally) the Colonel, and then Crocker was left to raise both babies until Harley decided to GTFO at age 13 for a life of adventure. And he took the dog, too. )

( Betty Crocker WAS married to Colonel Sassacre, that’s why she raised Nanna and Grandpa after his death. She just didn’t die in any meteors (or baby shootings) )

Ok. So, I may have misread the original post about the old timey bakery blowing up to deliver Nanna where I thought that the colonel’s wife died. I was wrong. Just the colonel died. Crocker lived. Got it. I understand.

please let it end

in

( So you heard about karkat or “kitkat” before? )

Yeah, when I first got onto Tumblr was when Homestuck was ending, so a lot of memes/talk was around in those days. I was bound to hear something.

Honestly I am surprised that I haven’t heard more spoilers about homestuck during that time. The only things that I knew second hand about Karkat was that 1) he was a troll 2) he was a fan favorite 3) he was canon gay.

Yeah everyone exploded on that one, so I’m sorry if I disappointed you guys with knowing that. I am not sure if that was a major think to keep secret or if that was just a thing to appease the fans, but that was the only thing I knew about the guy.

Gay kitkat was canon.

in

( To clarify, Karkat’s last name is Vantas)

( Vantas is Karkat’s last name, dafuk!)

( Vantas is Karkat. Vantas is his last name.)

( Vantas = Karkat’s last name (it was mentioned briefly on his introduction page) (Same Anon) also, I feel legally obligated to tell you that vantas is also the name of a drug for prostate cancer)

( You: “But who is this Wantas you speak of?” The comic a few pages ago: “Your name is KARKAT VANTAS.” (Lots of people miss this lol, I’m pretty sure I did too my first read through. Fun fact I literally just learned, Vantas is also the brand name of a medicine used to treat prostate cancer [and cancer is Karkat;s zodiac sign])

I  want to let you guys know that I find this entire thing hilarious. I hardly ever remember names. I don’t even remember the kid’s last names. I’m honestly surprised that I remembered Gamzee’s name and not called him Juggalo. So thanks for the reminder, but be prepared because I might actually forgot names in the future.

Also, he chose to have his last name be Ass-Cancer and that is glorious