( Not sure if anyone else has said this yet, but Betty Crocker and Colonel Sassacre were totally married. The Meteor hit Corcker’s factory, destroying it, and then the Colonel decided to take in Nanna. Harley’s meteor came, then Harley killed (accidentally) the Colonel, and then Crocker was left to raise both babies until Harley decided to GTFO at age 13 for a life of adventure. And he took the dog, too. )

( Betty Crocker WAS married to Colonel Sassacre, that’s why she raised Nanna and Grandpa after his death. She just didn’t die in any meteors (or baby shootings) )

Ok. So, I may have misread the original post about the old timey bakery blowing up to deliver Nanna where I thought that the colonel’s wife died. I was wrong. Just the colonel died. Crocker lived. Got it. I understand.

please let it end